Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Gucci Gums

Ok. So maybe the goal of "daily-ish" has lost its lustre for this temporarily dentally daunted yet ever divine Diva. (But I figured I'd better write something before Dick Clarke began his mike check, if ya know what i mean...)

Last we spoke it was all about one of the results of making my nuveau trustifarian lifestyle hold true to the goal annual philanthropy. Now? Due to several decades of lackadasical encounters with dental floss & hard living on the run, it's all about learning to love oatmeal, bananas & tylenol anew. Oy.

Imagine my shock turned acceptance after waking up at 4am on Friday (Hello December!) with a mouth full of blood (think: Black Dahlia poster), which required an immediate 9am revisit a mi dentista, who was more than willing to remedy my situation begun a mere 24hrs prior with several more whipstitches, from back to front and tied with what looks/tastes like about four more tiny black bows along my gumline.

What did I do during those five hours between discovering my erstwhile dryer-fresh pink satin pillowcase smeared with my own personal hemoglobin & gurling my concern to the dental tech/office workers over the phone at 8:57am that morning? Worked on [what turned out to be smudged & unsaleworthy] cards till i fell back asleep, of course.

But as soon as I got the word, there was your fashion forward though bleary eyed DivaCardista in a lovingly slept in black t-shirt and soft fuzzy pink patterned anti-sweat pants in which she works & sleeps & imagines lands unknown plus a black hat, boots & coat back on the train with a gentle crush of upscale nine-to-five-then-drinks folk.
"Too much. Too many people, too much. Huh huh huh huh."

Not to mention that I was to be on a bus to a spiritual retreat with a bunch of Jesus loving folk who were not so spiritual as to allow late comers to hijack their 12noon ETD. So duly suctioned and stitched, I got back to my boro, changed into "going to a spiritual retreat" clothes, took a cab to the bus, and off we went.

On time & eggggzausted. But I did get "rest for my soul".

(Big up to my bible quotin'/soup totin' roomate who took care of me when i cdnt.)

So now its me & Sassy "above the blue and windy sea", working out the best way to get back to the passion of life.

Upcoming:

  • more integrated card sale related data here for you unique & beautiful people...
  • poetry as it comes...re:
  • feelings stirred by "trigger happy polices"
  • ma
  • body & soul
  • da holidays (but of course)

&

  • war & peace

"Are you pretending/ it looks like the ending?" Sassy asks.

Let's hope not. Sheesh. Enough.

Let's make with the eggnog & The HoneyMooners Marathon already.

Hope it's been peaceful where you are.

Holiday Blessings,
DivaCardista

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Color Purple? Hell Yes!

Your DivaCardista just got calm enough to type after seeing the perfectly lovely Broadway show (at the Broadway Theatre) The Color Purple. And if you and all of your friends haven't, you simply must.

First of all, we -- DivaCardista and her 40 new best friends from The Hotchkiss School -- saw the matinee this past Sunday and what a time we had.

Then, the Lord blessed [through a friend of a friend who just happened to be the Director of The Color Purple] so that we were able to get a backstage tour after the show.

Now just how fabulous is that?

And, let me tell you: for this to be a fairly understudy-heavy performance,
those understudies held it down! They did the doggone thing! Bravo! Brava!

And that ensemble is simply too marvelous for words.


And how humble is Lou Myers?

Simply listed as Ol' Mister in the Playbill and "just" part of the Ensemble online, muli-talented, multi-lingual Lou Myers, the man whom DivaCardista has loved since he came in to the Huxtable household talking about his onion sandwich & then went on to fry up onions and tough love in A Different World, could have "demanded" more in terms of billing & "star treatment", but saw the big picture (I bet) and decided to get in where he fit in. So although Mr. Myers had just about a scene and a half altogether...BrotherMan took those three/four lines and two/three entrances and worked them, doyouhearme?

More can learn from he.

Onliest thing that I would change would be to put some elevators up in that mug! Bad enough that large groups have to wait six months or more to get tickets, which, actually, we are really happy about because it means all them superdupertalented on&off stage folk remain employed in the telling of an important series of stories first woven so beautifully by Mz. Alice Walker & re-rendered so truly by Mz. Marsha Norman,

but for those patrons who are neither decathelets nor in posession of crampons & grappling hooks, those staircases can be a bit much.

Yet, even with that having been said, especially since I can't get the score out of my head, even if you have to wait, even if you have to climb for a while, even if it cuts into your Starbucks budget a bit, just go.

Your soul will thank you.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Can This Be Real? (You Down wit OPP?)

Since I like to keep in touch, though busy as a mug, here are a few of the things that pass through a Diva's mind on a rainy Thursday (in no particular order):

Um, it is me, or

a) are we treating cats better than we treat our own mothers on Mother's Day?
Think about it:
when was the last time you had gourmet salmon & shrimp? On crystal, no less?
(And no, Chicken of the Sea on a
White Rose paper plate doesn't count.)

b) shouldn't there be some cat food ad with

50% more field mouse!

somewhere on the label? (I'm just tryin to keep it real, gnome sayin?)

  • "Maybe I'll Whip You [if You Misbehave?]":

Whip Appeal? Perchance. Let it Whip? OK. (great beat, easy to dance to...) DivaCardista will even let the perennial favorite slide: Lovely Aisha's phonic contusion which promts the oft quoted

"sound like she said sound like she said
Beat Me"

as heard over Mr. Wonder's happy "Isn't She Lovely" harmonica solo.

But, not to be all 1865 about it...

Am I really supposed to be cool with a stage full of beautiful brown people harmonizing and soulfully making music to support a white guy riffin & runnin himself into an r&b froth over & over again about the possibility of a [tee hee] whipping (of any description) following the probability of his lover's misbehavior?

"Most records sold" quoth Ms. DeGeneris. Hmm. Looks to me like "Sexy" needs to go Back and read HEmotions or go see The Color Purple so he can hear Sofia's message loud and clear:

I love Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead
before I let him or a
nybody beat me.

or to quote the DivaCardista Director's Cut of Love Story

"Love means never having to say
Whip me
and
I Will Cut You
."

& finally (for now)

  • When Kofi Speaks, Folk Should Listen:

When this thoughtful, reserved, wise, even-tempered, erudite man talks about
...er... Our Persia Problem & starts to sound like Usher

"People screamin it won't work
Time and time [you] say
I'm gonna leave
But [you] can't let [this] go..."

we all best be scheduling some extra prayer time tonight!

Blessedly,
DivaCardista

Friday, September 01, 2006

Yearning to Breathe Free

Ah, September! That special time of year when a Diva's mind turns to feverish thoughts of just how are we gonna get Ma on @*&% Medicaid!!

And if you've not journeyed down the sweet and [mil]dewy paper trail that leads one to Medicaid Lane, well, darling, you simply must.

But enough about the seeming infinity of data that flutters round as we endeavor to catch up. Let's be about the actual Catching Up, shall we?

Just before these delightfully white walls began to close in on my person, DivaCardista opted to break out (or be clowned) and began her inaugural Friendship Tour!

Both delight and psychophysiospiritual necessity, my tour loosed me from the Atlantic and led me clear across to the Pacific and those fantastic Hollywood Hills. Thank you Lord, for, you see, once the wheels of that jumbo jet touched the tarmac, my shackles broke and my spirit was set free.

And didn't your DivaCardista play La Tourista to the hilt. We went to the Rose Garden, The Science Museum, saw our first IMAX film (scared me half to death, everything just about to eat everything else...thank you, Mr. Brad Pitt aka The Narrator...next time, warn us about the grizzliness about to ensue up under the beautiful blue, ok?), wove through USC campus, went to a fierce wrap party for my multitalented Television Writer pal Anthony (held in some delightfully offbeat architectural oddity that looked like The Goth Hilton)...and, most importantly, spent time with my fantastic friends at their gorgeous home with a kidney shaped pool and, yes, room for a wee pony.

Speaking of which, I really loved waking to the pitter patter of two and a half year old feet. Said feet belong to none other than wee Diva Olivia Pearl, my friends' pride & joy. And did she and I have a blast! My favorite part was when we fingerpainted together. Now that was great, as it has been a minute since I've worked in that medium. She is truly a bright light in this world and I am so glad to have finally met her.

During my stay in LA -- just three nights/four days, because of the whole fish & house guest theory -- my friends & I had the happy opportunity to see fantastic Miss Fantasia just doing it right in the record-breaking Lifetime special "Life is Not a Fairy Tale". Mph mph mph! What a wonderful piece. She and Miss Debbie Allen did the doggone thing! And the fantastically ubiquitous Miss Loretta Devine (whom, I am happy to say, I also saw last night on "Everybody Hates Chris" as Chris' maternal grandma) better just go on with her badd self.

And then it was off to see my goodfolk in the Midwest.

Rolled up in Chicago, feeling all kinda good from LA only to experience new delights in the truly new & improved downtown Chicago. Got to see the amazing outdoor sculpture known as The Bean; The jazz was just great; the beach was...well, janky, but still enjoyable as my entrepreneurably lovely galpal Ally took me past it and onto my first (drumroll please) totally tricked out sailboat! (And I helped!) Learned a bit about rigging & physics all whilst chilling in the middle of the freshwater pond known as Lake Michigan.

I even got to see my Chicago alma mater and one of my dear professors, who is gently recovering from a bit of a fall.

Dear folk, all.

And then, enriched, enlivened & considerably refreshed, I returned to my little home near the Diva in the harbour just in time for the next verse of the neverending song that is @*&% Medicaid.

All in all, We truly hope you & yours enjoy this Labor Day Weekend and the last breeze of summer.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Was it HOT Enough For You?

Now that the heat has THANKFULLY dropped to a happy summery 85 or so degrees and I don't need to run and stick my head in the freezer between keystrokes, here are some of the things your DivaCardista has been up to:

MOVIES:
I went to see the Wayans "Little Man" and laughed out loud for the first time in about a week. (In the heat, too hot to laugh.) It's good to see a Wayans movie every so often. They are so silly. Crafty, too. It was a typical Wayans movie plus a heaping helping of Warner Brothers' Baby Buggy Bunny with a soupçon of Robert Townsend to make the hard edges a bit softer and to bring the requisite tear to the eye.

Plus the theatre was cool.

Also...

In search of something else in my 11x21 manse I found a new favorite: "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". (Thank you, Mr. Kellogg!) Now by this point everyone knows that Ms. Monroe was actually quite the smart cookie, however breathy. But hardly anyone talks about her dancing.
Girlfriend could move! Jane Russell could hold it down when she had her featured solos, but when she was next to Marilyn, Dear Jane looked like a teamster in drag. (Overly harsh? Maybe. But you watch them together as the film progresses and tell me if you don't see what I see.)

The casting was great, because as soon as Jane got too acidic, here comes the breathy sweetness of Marilyn. And even those with a few lines were on point.

But, um...

What was the deal with the Bondage Girls on the chandelier? Much less the gymnasts in the scene by the pool? & what's with those 1953 pre-spandex/pre-speedo mostly flesh tone shorts? Maybe we are simply too young to fully understand Director Hawks' intentions in those moments, but overall, this classic is funny, fascinating, tuneful and nobody's fluff piece. Of course, I would love to see it done today with a muti-culti cast. Beyonce would make a hysterical Loreli.

HOT THINGS:
There was this tea that called itself "Hot Love" that I tried lately that tasted more like hot socks.

Which brings us, of course to the demise of "Hot Feet" the recently closed Earth, Wind & Fire dance outing on Broadway. I think that one of the reasons it closed so soon is because it focused its title on those who would be moving to/through the music. Not on the music, which would have drawn more people. If they called it "Gratitude" or "Reasons" or "Love's Holiday" DivaCardista believes in her heart that this show would still be playing. If you can say the title and begin humming immediately, well, there's half of your marketing right there.

Ah, me. Well, I have to go upstate to a family picnic. Should be fun.

So long as the Good Lord doesn't decide to turn the heat back to broil.

Stay hydrated!

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Fake PayPal SPOOF Alert!!!

Now you know it is too hot for all this.

And thus I write today.

While taking care of business over at blessedstar cards, I get the following letter allegedly from PayPal. So, not knowing, I take the bait. And I even transfer some money while I'm on the "site". Only to discover PayPal has absolutely NOTHING to do with these e-thieves!

So, here is

  • a warning
  • a copy of the FAKE PayPal letter. (please DO NOT USE links. ONLY for demo)

"Subject :
RE: Message ID 8101035 - Alert Message

Dear valued PayPal? member,

We recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your
PayPal account may have been accessed by an unauthorized third party. Protecting
the security of your account and of the PayPal network is our primary
concern.
Therefore, as prevention measure, we have temporarely limited access
to sensitive PayPal account features.We encourage customers to get their
information up-to-date and change password often.PayPal has assigned you an
unique tracking number. Unique tracking number :327440471Please review your
information after loging in. Use only your assigned unique URL.Click this link
to access your unique URL (! please read below for security tips) and gain full
access: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run
For
more information about how to protect your account, please visit PayPal's Security Center.We
apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and appreciate your assistance
in helping us maintain the integrity of the entire PayPal system. Thank you for
your prompt attention to this matter."

Can you believe this mess? Now I have to take time & energy to do damage control.

Now, to their credit, the real PayPal has responded with great sensitivity and speed.
Still, I pray this doesn't happen to you.

And if you remember nothing else, remember this:
PayPal always addresses you by NAME. Never a number or "valued PayPal member".

Please pass this on so that we all can have a good August, safe internet transactions and, above all, peace.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Monday, July 31, 2006

Even Better Than Miss Black Person USA!

On this beautifully sweltering last day of July I want to give a shout to Lehigh Valley in the great state of Pennsylvania for voting that great woman of good works Mrs. Helen Willis, RN, (Godsister of DivaCardista) NAACP Woman of the Year & for her mayor declaring it Helen Willis Day!

It was for this cause the family & I jumped into the family BMW this past Saturday and made our way to the celebration whose theme was Vote Your Values and Value Your Vote. What a wonderful celebration with such a necessary message.

So glad to be in the number.

Now, it really is a heatwave, good people of the Northeast, so as you go about doing good works these next few days, do stay hydrated and take good care of yourselves!

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

New York, St. Louis annnd California Blackouts?!?

What’s up with that? And just what are they gonna blame it on this time?
  • The sunshine?
  • The moonlight?
  • The good times?
  • or the boogie?

For the longest my gifted, beautiful and truly prepared sistergirl Catrina has been telling DivaCardista to stock up on aqua and batteries. And I was all yeah, ok, sho u rite until, while I watched the NYC Power Outage News all day yesterday, my other gifted and beautiful friend Ally called to tell about what's happening in the midwest just as the NYC Power Outage Newscrawl became more and more California power outtage this and blackout that.

So last night just before sunset I finally made my way [read: flew] to the local 24hr shoppe and got me some reserve H2O and a teeny TV & eight Duracel D batteries.

So while I hope that this part of the terrestrial ball stays in the light, should there be another red wire blue wire oops on behalf of our less and less beloved local power company, Diva Cardista is now prayed up and ready for prime time.

And I wish you the same.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Beyond National Pride (Well, Duh.)

Montréal was wonderful, y’all. Even when your DivaCardista found herself dancing between the raindrops, from song to song & from crêperie to crêperie, it was still great. Met all manner of folk from across the provinces as well as folk from the states. Took a three hour city tour. Got some rest, new visions and fresh white chocolate. Just so refreshing, for body & soul.

If you haven’t been to good Old Montréal in a good while, you should go. And if you enjoy jazz even a little bit, you should definitely put the 28th annual Festival International de Jazz de Montréal on your 2007 travel calendar. For the five days I was there the jazz mingled with good will was just a lovely perfume in the air, y’know? All way round DivaCardista had herself a grand time, I tell you! From the jazz festival itself to all the mini cultural festivals that seemed to break out all through the streets of Old Montréal, where I truly enjoyed my stay at Le Saint-Sulpice, which, by now, should have received the honor bar key that I took by mistake and mailed back to them. (Le ooops!)

Ah Le Saint-Sulpice--a grand hotel, my dear. Very plush, indeed, but not carried away with itself, which makes it that much nicer. And the great thing is that after a day or two (if not sooner), just being in such a well-appointed suite helps you to look at your regular life and see where you, too, might put a bit of berber over those places in your life that, thus far, ain’t been no crystal stair.

And who knew DivaCardista would take so well to dark wood? After months of mourning and gnashing of teeth (as ‘twere), my Canadian in-room electric fireplace was as welcome a sight for my tired eyes as the midday clip clop of the horse drawn carriages just under my window was to my tired ears as they as they toted happy tourists to the riverside. Now how pleasant is that? Even more pleasant were the all but hermetically seal-able windows that, once closed, only let in sunshine and moonlight. As I currently thrill to the ambient sounds of American lawns being mowed and hedges being trimmed, it’s a wonder why I ever came back.

Oh yeah: the fourth of July! Yay USA!

That was my plan: to break north for a minute and return refreshed and relaxedly focused…and ready for some barbecue, the official flavor of independence. I had no thought about Canada Day.

Up until about noon on June 30th, Canada Day had no meaning for me except as an mildly interesting placeholder on my 2006 kitties and puppies calendar. As a proud and true-blue American, what did I care about anything north of Albany? (Or north of 125th street, for that matter.) After all, the rest of the world, nay, the very universe revolves around US, does it not? (What—y’all gon leave me hanging?)

And then I quietly realized two of the most obvious things in the world:

  1. everybody loves where they were born. If it’s only the local football team and nothing else, everybody has some kind of pride for where they call home. And (gulp)
  2. as wonderfully fantastic & globally inspirational as your home might be, your neighbor might also be doing a few wonderfully fantastic things that you can be inspired by, learn from and work to emulate in your part of this humble planet we share.

Where is this all going? Right to the moment I was watching TV on July 1 (Canada Day) and I saw Her Excellency the Rt. Hon. Michaëlle Jean for the first time and said “Oh snap. That’s a Sister!” I --who heretofore knew everything about, well, everything and everybody everywhere--had never even heard of her. (Yes, I know we have Condoleeza Rice, et al…but this is way different.)

And then I realized how little I knew about our neighbor country. Made me think about where else earlier education might have left a hole or two. Made me want to commit to getting out of the narrowness of my beloved sea to shining sea more often. Who knows what other worlds there are to discover if one doesn’t switch up on the country code every so often?

Points to ponder, eh?

Now...the main folk I came (read: fled the confines of my usually delightful domicile) to see were two of the truest Divas I’ve ever encountered or experienced: Divas Dee Dee Bridgewater and Etta James.

Well.

Let’s start with Dee Dee.

O my goodness: what can’t this sister do?

  • Freestyle rap
  • scat
  • hiphop
  • r&b
  • acapella in the moment compositions and then
  • French to
  • [down home soul] English and back to
  • French again.

Yes: this was all in one concert!

And even with Piaf thrown in the mix, you ain’t never heard neither French anthem nor torch song sung with such intensity of heart. I mean. You know how jewelers talk about fire in a diamond? Well, here it is: right in the very person and personality of Sister Bridgewater.

When she throws her head back to tell a story of love through song, you automatically realize that all these young girls in tight tiny shiny clothes, who are each thrust before us constantly as the one to watch [this week], need to go and sit somewhere until they grow.

Now DivaCardista don’t speak but a few words of French – thank the good Lord for cognates – but I got the meaning in my soul every time Dame Dee Dee opened her mouth and heart to sing. It reminded me why singing is such a big deal in the first place. And, no, I am not hatin on the Niveas and the whomever elses that Clive Davis & nem keep finding at the schoolyard…but when you are in the presence of greatness, you know it. In fact, I hope these young women who are being quick-groomed to be the next Beyonce or whathaveyou will at some point be so blessed as to find themselves in someone’s living room as I did and happen across this level of life lived and deliciously expressed and let it inform them as they grow.

(See? Told I wasn’t hatin. Just explicatin. You know how I do.)

And as for Diva James, well let’s just say I hope that I still have that much sass and wisdom in my heart and hipbones as was shown in the great city of Montreal this past June.

She must be the original reference for the phrase “work it, baby, work it” because, believe me when I say, “work it” she did. Strong sensual powerful poignant and true. And o so real.

If it was to be brought, indeed, Etta James brought it all: from songs that I just kinda halfway heard of [“Tell Mama”] to the everything-old-is-new-again [“At Last”]. And it’s even better now. As is she. And, during the concert, she was presented with the Prix Ella-Fitzgerald!! You go, Dame Etta.

And don’t you know she was rockin a fly lil pony tail like Oprah?!? And I do mean rockin it!

As for the boys: from Dee Dee’s accordionist to Etta’s lead guitarist, both women had bands that were just tight, on time and on point. As individuals and as their respective collectives, they really knew how to do the daggone thang with power and much style.

Lastly I just want to give [yet another] shout out to truly old school, nu-classic folk blues guitarist Eric Bibb. He opened for Ms. James. How nice it is to hear the real deal and have it not be in sepia tone on PBS. Strong, clear, colorful and lovely. Mph mph mph. Fine, too. Once again I shout,

“you better go, boy!”

In the words of Corinne Bailey Rae, whom I missed cuz by that point I was too pooped to pop on down to the Club Soda, put your records on, y'all. And in the words of moi: speak peace today.
& let peace perfume the air where e’er you be.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Insurance!

As you know, I could go on...

But this is a quickie:

When you go to order your cell phone service, get the insurance. Please.

Yes, I know it seems like a luxury at the time, especially if thrift is your divine gift. But believe me, you will be better off in the long run.

Remember: you will be paying for peace of mind.

OK?

Now...

Have a great day!

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Monday, June 26, 2006

Hair/Beef (Go Oprah! Iss Ya Berf Dae!)

Yesterday was not only a gloomy Sunday, it was downright hair brutal.

Yeah, sure when it’s 79 degrees with a light breeze, The Beauty Shop—and thus the world-- is full of hardcore afrocentric Divas talking Angela Davis this and Erykah Badu that and how follicular chemical warfare is just another way the man is tryin to keep a good woman feelin bad about her divine nappy birthright... and to mention a wig is to invite a fight worthy of John Hope Franklin.

Until the clouds begin to gather, that is.

Honey, please. By the time a late Saturday storm forecast has scrawled halfway across Kim Parker’s classic hot orange open toed patent leather platform shoes, them Divas have jumped into their Lex-i (plural of Lexus) and gone.

“Did I just read something about rain?!? Girl, I got to go. I think I left my oxtails in the oven. Um…you know I don’t cook on Sunday, right?”

Even those Divas (such as yours truly), who are still doin the Bus Stop, begin to get their shampooer’s tip and their bus fare together at the first sight of a green tree turned white. It’s as if even Mother Nature herself is telling us to talk to the hand. Rough times, I tell ya, rough times!

And as much as DivaCardista truly loves her natural hair, there are times like yesterday that would make any Diva distraught: sittin up in the temple, trying to pray without the distraction of knowing my so called light and breezy tresses were damp yet straight on the bottom and infinitely curly at the root. Just too many variations on a theme to even discuss.

I thought I had it licked, y’all. I really did. Especially since I’d been using Organic Root Stimulator as recommended by my hairdresser and Fantasia IC, as recommended by a dermatologist who came and did a hair/skin workshop at church a few months back. And, oh my goodness, you should have seen me when I found a little neighborhood store where they sell the entire Fantasia IC line! You would have thought that little store was selling Jimmy Choos by the pound.

Anyhoo, like many of you, I had the drill down: Fertilizing Temple Balm each night because my temples were showing and not growing, and Fantasia IC hair polisher to make everything shiny and new. (They had me at “aloe”). And yet, as great as those products are, they are still no match for Ma Nature when she wants to show out. Child, all that intermittent mist and rain and steam and drizzle had me lookin like I was eight years old and momma could either get dressed herself or finish my hair and she chose to leave my hair like it was when I came into the world, because, after all, the cab to take us to church was already downstairs and we didn’t want to be late (again).

Speaking of family & flashbacks...

When my sister was in town a few weeks back, she mentioned the following to me, we all laughed then dismissed it as pure ridiculousness. And here it is back again today.

Can somebody please tell me:

  1. Why fiddy n nem got beef with Oprah?
  2. Why them nouveau riche bling blingin men need Oprah to sit them in her yellow chairs on her stage at this stage in the game to give them the blessing to go on and do what they’ve been doing already & with huge global success?
  3. And why is this old info mingled in with today’s news as if it is
    a) fresh and
    b) hard news?

They got beef. Please. Who don’t know that beef don’t scare Oprah? Especially now that she’s rocking that fly little ponytail. You go, Mz. Oprah!

Besides, I would hardly call the soccer mom-looking, 401K-investing, Papagallo/St. John-wearing, bo-curious/melanin-lite, seven sister school alumnae of a certain age which appear to constitute her core audience anywhere near the demographic target fiddy n nem are clearly aimed at. Would you?

Let me calm down before I let this foolishness upset my follicular flow.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Beans on Branches (& I’m Loving It!)

Now y’all know I’m tryin to live right. So two double coupon days ago DivaCardista bought her some double coupon bran cereal. But child, that bowl of so called bran flakes was baptized in & preserved with so much honey, [barley malt and corn] syrup, brown sugar and glycerin (of all things) that I could save it, bag it and give it out to the trick or treaters for Halloween. Got dog! I’m like, where’s the bran? And where’s the demented Battle Creek dentist who designed this here cereal? (Probably at the bank.)

Thank goodness for fresh fruit to serve with it.

Why, you didn’t think I threw my cereal away, did you? Oh, no my dear. Having been raised and influenced by survivors of the Great Depression, I just hook it up with a bunch of good old New Jersey blueberries, half a banana and some plain walnuts. Then I sprinkle this faux bran cereal on top. May as well use it as a condiment, since it pretty much is.

Furthermore, if my dearly departed Daddy knew I was throwing away "good [non-refundable] food", I declare he would come back from The Other Side and burst out crying. And we can't have that, now can we?

If neither the heat nor the calendar hasn't confirmed summers arrival for you, the abundance of wonderfully fresh & delightfully cheap fresh fruit sure should. In the winter or even late spring, you’d go to your green grocer and ask kind sir, do you have any blueberries? And he’d say, yeah. a couple. how many you want? And then he’d get a pair of tweezers and give you three tiny scared lifeless blueberries for four dollars. Now? For three dollars you can just about get as many robust & delightful blueberries as you can cart away. Gotta love summer!

And then there’s watermelon. Lord help me, if I didn’t have as much self control as I do, I would eat this cool red sweet divine lycopene-rich temptation three times a day, three seasons out of the year. Holla if ya feel me!

I’m also loving this arms race between our beloved fast food corporations. Back in the day when water was free and cable was cheesy, who would have dreamed there would one day be something called edamame (aka "beans on branches" or soybeans) sitting up in somebody’s salad at the local Fry and Go? But it sure is nice to see something green just as easy as seeing something greasy at the drive through window.

And a word for the strangers who nuke, fry or serve us food, fast: Let us take a tiny moment to whisper a word of prayer for every mother’s child who has to serve anything today where gravy has to touch and mingle with cheese as a predetermined part of the entre!

May your summer day be full of actual flavor and true delight.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

La La La La Chanze!

At first I was mad. Too mad to even think about it, much less blog. I mean, eleven nominations and only one win? And then I calmed down, got my union newsletter and realized what a coup that one win really was.

The Color Purple, as you know, was nominated for eleven Tony Awards and the one winner was the brilliant and lovely La Chanze, who plays Celie, the role that, in her words, “she was born to play”. Well, evidently the Good Lord agreed because now she’s got a big beautiful Tony to go with her big beautiful voice. And--drumroll please--she beat out none other than long time Divas Patti LuPone and Chita Rivera (not to mention Miss Sutton Foster & Miss Kelli O’Hara) for Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Musical. You go, La Chanze. So talented, so skilled and so deserving.

I remember first seeing her in Once on this Island, a play DivaCardista knows she is supposed to just love so much she could sop it with a biscuit because of its provenance, pedigree, etc, but [shrug shoulders while making New Yorker lukewarm reception face & sound here] it just didn't move me all that much. Howsumever I do remember La Chanze being just wonderful. And now she is even more wonderful. Brava, Diva! Brava!

Well over here where I sit and dream while listening to Sarah Vaughan caress "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" into the most sultry, satiny, gorgeous thing you could ever dare to imagine, only to possibly be outdone by the last sunset of spring, going down all warm salmon mango golden, it has occurred to me that one needs not bake small corn muffins as one would a pork roast.

As I repair to my stove to rescue my dinner, here's hoping for the best summer we've ever had.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Friday, June 16, 2006

Dust Bunny Massacre

Not that we weren’t having a grand olde time, but…after months of going out to the ballet, the theatre, the cinema; this that and the other out of town rejuvenating/refocusing experience; and…well…Dad’s dying and Mom’s illness; stripping, boxing up and selling the house of my youth; and participating in church life, honey, DivaCardista found herself and her home in quite a situation. A situation and a scandal!

Darling, I woke up one day only to discover all manner of church shoes cast about, stalagmites of design ideas sketched on the backs of “you’ve been pre-approved”-mail everywhere, laundry bags growing in width and girth, bathroom rugs lookin all debatable, a refrigerator that had become the Museum of Food History and a kitchen floor that went crunch. And dust! Chile, dust too plentiful to speak of, just-a clinging to my objets and lampshades from afar. So DivaCardista had to say hold up wait a minute. Took the phone off the hook and took my estate back from grime to glam again. And, after much toil & strategy and chugging much pomegranate juice, I am happy to say on this sunny Friday morning, my house is beginning to feeling all homey and lovely and lemon fresh again.

It has been at least a week since I’ve been out on the town and I am so loving reviving the role of DivaCardista as Happy HausFrau. Truly I love taking my time, taking my little hand held vacuum and getting all up in betwixt, just-a cleanin and-a shinin and getting merry like Christmas. Using all of the vacuum cleaner attachments. Shopping for cleaning supplies like I was expecting Oprah. I really don’t know how them other Divas about town do it. Maybe they have help. Maybe they just up and move every so often. Or maybe they don’t mind living in Dustville, but I sure do.

You should see how fabulous my computer keyboard is now. It’s as if matte could sparkle. Finally got that over the closet door shoe organizer that I had been passing in the store for the last two years (as if $5.99 was way too much to pay for reclaimed emotional space). Laundry bags are now happily deflated. Even got that little cart that fits just behind my bathroom door for all things ablutional. Please. Once I got into the zone, those dust bunnies never stood a chance. As the poet once said “I feel good!”

(And what was initial the catalyst for this cleaning frenzy? The loss of my all too important and yet elusive cell phone. Oy! Another blog for another time.)

In closing, I have one last thought before we dive into this last weekend of spring cleaning. As we ease into the summer months, always remember:
Krusty is a clown, not a lifestyle.

Now let me go so I can get my vacuum and make those pretty designs in my carpet.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

mafungo

As Dad's Day is soon upon us, and this will be my first Dad's Day without a Dad living somewhere near Disney busying himself with "not understanding me", thoughts & supernatural vibrations of him have been coming through me. And your Diva doesn't know quite what to do with them except to be gentle with the memories as they flit and scatter themselves like dandelion seeds throughout my day. This is especially poignant because of my new love , where I help folk make beautiful connection with the esteemed people in their lives with whom they wish to share love and joy.

Episodic pain and awkward sadness is still, quite literally, on the drawing board.

DivaCardista's Dad was special. No, not in the Berenstain Bears kind of way, I mean different. He didn’t get the things most [American] [TV] dads got and still, this was the guy that I called Dad. Archie never quizzed Gloria on the top ten Jamaican root vegetables each time they met. Mr. Brady never took Cindy for long rides to pull garbage while extolling the virtues of hard work and thrift. Why me? I just didn’t get him and he certainly didn’t get me, but there we were. Dad and Diva. Diva and Dad. Muddling through.

Mostly, I loved riding with Dad in his red VW rabbit. Especially at Christmas. He would take me way out somewhere in the far reaches of Queens and re-introduce me to the other three West Indians at his job, I would mumble a shy hello and they would marvel at my American accent, good grades, etc. and then back in the car we’d go to see the lights! (Finally!) It was great riding with Dad in that red rabbit. Oh, dad would probably be holding forth on one of his favorite topics, say “compulsory savings!!!” for instance, and I’d be like “yeah Dad…compulsory savings” all the while taking in and marveling at the kaleidoscope of lights and color.

He taught me how to drive and appreciate/dream in color in that car. He taught me how to save money. He taught me a lot of things, including how to read and write. No dad, no blog. No dad, no art. Who knew?

And I think that he would have gotten a real kick out of knowing that mere thoughts of him could be monetized. He would have loved that to pieces.

This goes out to all of us in these next few days as we gently recall the moral poundings of our dear old dads.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Friday, June 09, 2006

Lounging at the Waldorf/Slumming on Park Avenue

Can you believe it's Friday? This week went by in the blink of an eye. But since DivaCardista will be enjoying a sprightly salad of Belgian endive featuring calendula whilst encouraging educational uplift (but not separation) at the Waldorf in just about an hour, all is well. What a nice way to end a week. I recommend it!

For the longest I have been wanting to share and thus recommend some great summer reading! So on this sunny morning I get my chance. I just love reading books that remind me what it is to tell a great story and that lovely feeling you get when a great story is being told to you. Nothing like it. For instance:

  1. new boy by the wonderful Julian Houston! It's a warm, often funny, poignant and beautifully complex story of a bright young man from the South going to school in the North with the best and the brightest [and, too often, cruelest] of America's wealthiest families during of the infancy of the 1950's struggle for civil rights. It's not so much a coming of age story as it is a coming into manhood and wisdom story of 15 year old Rob Garett finding his way as the first African American at the story's fictional prep school Draper. Believe me, these 282 pages will fly and then you will want to take the journey again.
  2. A Day Late and a Dollar Short by none other than Ms. Terry McMillan. Now her marital woes have been in the paper (and on Oprah's yellow couch) so much that we can forget her gift to the world: creating characters that are truly multidimensional and, whether in moments of functionality or disfunctionality, warm blooded and fascinatingly human. In this classic, she gives breath and life to each member of a family struggling to become better people and better as members of the matrilineal tribe called Price. Now I know you're saying "Um, DivaCardista? Ma'am? This book is at least five years old. Everybody knows this is a good book. And who doesn't know that Terry can write? Looks like you're...um...a day late and a dollar short." Well, so what. Within the next few weeks folks will be running all across this country and halfway round the globe talkin to skulls and throwing kisses to Shakespeare, and look how old he is? DivaCardista just wants to remind folk of the delightful wonder that is our Terry McMillan.
  3. i hear a symphony by Ms. Paula L. Woods. What an absolutely beautiful and loving testimony to the historic love African Americans have had for our families, our friends and each other. I mean! And the artwork is not only great but well placed/interpersed within the poems, rare letters, essays and stories of love. Nothing is overlong, but it is all overdue considering DivaCardista could have sworn she just heard somebody's child proclaiming his "love" for a stripper. Not that strippers don't deserve love but Lord have mercy. Somebody send him this book before he goes into the studio again. Might just change his life.

Well it's about time for DivaCardista to fabulatize before she goes to slumming at the W-A.

Be sweet and have a grand day! I know I will. :)

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Leader of the Pack (or Pride's Head Revisited)

Here comes the rain again... But it's all right, since yesterday was sunny and lovely, and the plants seem happy enough.

Mi familia is in town for a minute so that's a good thing. They came in yesterday in all the sunshine and lovliness and missed flying in this spate of June drear and that's even better. They came in to see my ma who is in a nursing home now. She couldn't have been more pleased to see everyone as they began to appear from behind the curtain that establishes the room as a double. Not that her visits with her lil Diva have not been delightful, but to see the room filled with three generations of Cardista women was special indeed.

Sure she still bared the trademark nails of the lioness from time to time, but at least this time they were painted a lovely L'oreal red called "Thrill".

However damp, may you have a thrilling day.

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Friday, June 02, 2006

La Diva D'étape D'action! (That's Me!)

It's Friday and I am doing all I can to be relaxed but productive given the amount of this and that necessary for me to do to still be going forward and not living in some kind of happy stasis. I guess one of my concerns is that I am really not some interesting hybrid of Superman and Wonder Woman. Then I could create, travel, putz about the studio and have a clean apartment.
But yesterday I took some truly fabtabulous action steps:

  1. I got new 2x2s done for my new passaport. Remember how Ricky kept saying it like that to Lucy in that great European vacation series "You've got to have your passaport!"(DivaCardista loves her some Lucy!)
    and
  2. I finally got some stuff out of my apartment and sent it to the family down south. And the postal worker that I had was absolutely the best. Not only did he help DivaCardista to choose the best way to get the stuff in the mail, he did all the wrapping for me. Now that's right up there with Man Bites Dog--that's something you don't see every day! Huzzah for the USPS!!

Yeah chile. I had to get that stuff away from my person! You know, because the residence is only so big and it was either me or that late nineteenth century silverware. And, I am happy to report, the big money was on me. Them old salad forks and butter knives used to cost me at least five minutes every time I was trying to leave my house, and where I live, five minutes blossoms into all kinds of missed transportation opportunities and fine friendships made just that much more fragile because of me showing up late with an interesting story as to why. Now, I can flow on without incident.

As for the passaport, honey, DivaCardista is doin all she can to break out to the great white north and dig some Ruth Brown, Tony Bennett and my girl Dee Dee Bridgewater. Especially since I spend a decent amount of my time in the middle of the continent, I feel that every now and again I need to get down with some back bacon and chill with my North American francophoneans digging le jazz hot. Oui?

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Boob Check on the Microphone!

Ever wake up realizing: hey...I haven't made a dime in weeks! (Well, days actually, but the point still stands). Here I am drawing bold and living golden, tellin folk about the imminent blowuptuation of my bizness, all the while eschewing the Paris Hilton lifestyle (not to mention the pornista/debutante herself [or at least as she has happily protrayed in the media]), and the next thing I know I'm living it. (Sans porn.) Dilletanting around town, making book signings & play readings of all my buds, never passing up a passed hors d'oeuvre, yet passing my stationary bike like I don't see it or acting like it's a piece of small talk-worthy sculpture, one. How'd that happen? I dunno exactly, but honey, that was May. As of today, as of this here Lord's day morning, I decided before my online mentor session with my brilliant pal Ally that I would get up and get on the good foot before she put me through the e-shredder for not following up on her last half hour tutorial. You ever have friends like that? They bless your life, inspire you and wear you out all at the same time? But since DivaCardista is always trying to grow a bit greener in every way every day, here I am gettin my blog on before the clock strikes eight. Plus Ally truly has it goin on, so now that I am fairly awake, I'm gettin all happy inside. Good ole Ally.

Had to wake up anyway. Was dreaming of twisters and all manner of storm. And since I don't have a [current] dream b0ok and thus no way of monetizing those cryptic and scary messages from my dream state, I figured I best get on up and get my praise on and a little typistry while I'm at it.

Today started grey but it looks like my church choir is too hype for even the sun to resist. And I'm glad about it. Sunshine suits the first day of June, wouldn't you say?

Oh yes: at least four times a week DivaCardista wakes up with her praise. Should have seen me the day I figured out how to make my CD player my alarm clock as well. Felt like Stephen 'awking, I did.

It's so wonderful to greet June in my right frame of mind and healthy! I used to think old folk were trippin when they'd say things like "be glad you have your health". Please. I was finna marry Eddie Murphy and live in his New Jersey mansion, tell jokes and make us some pretty Murphy babies. Matter of fact, that could been our first daughter's name: Pretty Murphy. Why not? Seems to have done well for the Ricky family as a first name. Why not us Murphys?

But I digress.

Oh, God is greatly to be praised for all things! So much He has brought me through. My lady doctor found a lump in my breast a few weeks ago. Now, DivaCardista had been prayerful & playin it cool but every now and then I'd be "chewin on my fingernails/ nervous", in the words of Oscar Nominee Queen Latifah. But in steps our worthy God working through the specialist to whom my lady doctor referred me. Don't you know that both tests from the NASA Squeezinator 3000 and BoobSweepTV showed nothing except fantastically fibrous breast tissue made right here in the US of A. God Bless America!

Now your pal DivaCardista would be remiss if she didn't encourage you to get your breasts checked! Honey, if your boobs are casting shade on the space bar and lower keys of your keypad or if they are prehaps more petite, if you are a bosomy babe or a gynomastia-having guy, get yourself checked out. Yes, its painful, but only for a few moments. You can do it! You can do it!

Especially now that swim suit season is here. After all, who needs a bikini full of mystery?

Anyhoo...

May the Lord bless you real good this here coatless season!

Blessings,
DivaCardista

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Speak Lord!

Mmm...I told you Ms. Sarah Jones was super wonderful. Now we just wait and see what the Tony committee will say for this (drumroll please) nominee for Favorite Solo Performance and Favorite Breakthrough Performance (Female). Whoo Hoo! See? You can do your thing on Broadway and not end up in a pair of boyshorts eight shows a week. Go Sarah! Iss Ya Toe Nay!

And then there's the E*L*E*V*E*N Tonys that Miss Oprah's The Color Purple has been nominated for, including the Tony for Best Musical. Word! I am especially excited since the Good Lord has blessed DivaCardista to be able to gather up about 4o or so young people and bring them on down from my Connecticut alma mater to see this great show in the fall. How happy are we this fine sunny morning. Happy indeed.

Now let me get my pencil in my hand and create something grand!

Blessings!
DivaCardista

Monday, May 29, 2006

Me & My Shadow: Ms. Sarah Jones

Finally got myself in to see twin soul Sarah Jones after church yesterday. Man, it was warm and bright and lovely, just like a Sunday afternoon should be. And, just as I was hoping, folk were out and about in droves. Soon as I got off the train I was greeted by the tempting smells of outdoor frying & the sounds of custom reggae mixtapes, resplendent in steel drums and that unmistakable island pulse, which would be met just moments later with a disgruntled Midwestern "Could you please turn that down!" as we all wafted through the cordoned off corridor of pre-summer commerce, but I didn't care. I was head to ankle in my deep royal purple polished cotton 116th Street African finest and was feeling far too pleased to let some tourist bring me down.

As for Sarah Jones: believe the hype. I enjoyed a highly entertaining evening from a truly gifted and visionary woman. While enjoying the hot hip hop pre-show music I had the gentle realization that even as I love and grow my unique and beautiful business -- my day job :) -- I never want to be too far from The Theater. I never want to be too far from the girl who used to sing/perform Lou Rawls "Me and My Shadow" for my mom in the living room with my big sister (with whom I would be "competing" for applause), much less the woman whose own solo performances left formidable heat behind whenever she left the stage just three, four years ago right here on the same delighful isle of Manhattan.

I guess it doesn't take Freud to see why I have been dragging my feet to see the internationally acclaimed Obie winner Sarah Jones till now. But now having seen her, especially right after worship service and the powerful word from a 26 year old guest preaching phenom out of New Jersey whose sermon was all about how God sometimes uses our private frustration to catylize us into miraculous public progress and peace, I realize that there is room for all of us multitalented visonary artists. Not unlike jello (or in my case Junior's pre-show carrot cake cheesecake), there is always room for excellence, skill and vision in the theater. There is always room for that unique voice that intrigues and entertains, doing both with skill and joy.

And, as soon as I get back to Brooklyn and find my musician again, there's room for me.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Monie, Memorials & Meatballs

It is warm tonight and Monie Love is blowin up the spot with the greatest of ease. Indeed it is a shame that by "the spot" I mean TV. Nevertheless I am happy to finally begin this here blog that has been following me like a shadow since my brilliant mentor/friend Ally first said, "Diva you need a blog. Don't nobody know nothin about you or your site (www.blessedstarcards.com). You need to get your blog on in the most serious way. Stop living in 1983!"

Ok. It is clearly warm outside cause folks are starting to get mad loud about nothing in particular, revving motorcycles and what have you, like 80 degrees is their licence to lose all of their minds along with most of their clothes. Folks went from timberlands to jelly shoes in a heartbeat. But its midnight I'm still groovin to the rhythm of traffic and checkin out the scenario of this upcoming holiday weekend. Beaches and barbecue! Not that I need barbecue, but if offered, this Diva will not refuse.

As a matter of fact, there is somebody in the cafe kitchen at church who makes the most amazing barbecued meatballs. I tried to replicate and got real close with some seasoned turkey that I fried up and then drizzled with barbecue sauce, which was good served with that new mutivitamin/multifabulous Barilla spaghetti, but nothing near the sweetsavory delight that they serve up about once a month after service.

Which is just one more thing I love about my church: where else can you get fish & grits, eight types of chicken, vegetable lasagna, curry goat, collard greens and barbecued meatballs for coffee hour?

Wow. Who knew we had so much on the dome?

Here's hoping your memorial day celebration is both reflective and flavorful.

Blessedly,
Diva Cardista